MASTER POST OF THE TARGET EDITION SHORT STORY
here are all of the pages of the story in order.i’m putting all of the tags under a read more if i forgot you im sorry.
y’all still beat your meat? lol
what do u beat
evildoers
reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles
trying to prove a point to my cat
love too big for she goddamn heart
British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
Me: Chill
toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate:
sorry that i like astrology sorry that im young flirty and thriving …..
manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side
its always me picking up the cats
maybe im the bad boy
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
me: bruh
cashier: bruh